There was a time when I'd love nothing more than sitting down to watch a baseball game on TV. Admittingly, I'm very John Dorian when it comes to sports and I really know nothing. I mean, this would totally be me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI53Yeg0E9o
Regardless of my time hitting myself in the head with a tennis racket while wearing a helmet, I knew baseball. It was really the only game I understood and I used to love it. I used to love the Yankees. I had the Yankees credit card, I had a Jason Giambi bobblehead (which coincidentally didn't come with steroids, those were sold separately), I had it all the promotional products associated with them too. And when my Yankees would go to the World Series, watch out. I'd be happier than a pig in what pigs like to be happy in. And in being a Yankee fan, I hated Boston because that's what's encoded in your DNA. So when Johnny Damon joined the Yankees, I proceeded to switch over to liking the Mets. Because when one is as pretentious of a *insert non blog appropriate word of your choice here* as Johnny Damon is, it's hard to appreciate any team for which he plays.
So now I have a quandry because as Adam has stated it's a NY Mets fan's worse nightmare as far as the lineup for the World Series is concerned. The Philadelphia Phillies, the NY Mets main rival vs the NY Yankees, the NY Mets home rival. I don't really know what I should do, but I'll tell you what I'm going to do: I'm rooting for the Phillies simply because when it comes to baseball, I'm more of a fan of NOT THE YANKEES than I am of the Mets. So when it comes to loyalty, my loyalty will always lie with not the Yankees.
And furthermore, how can I really enjoy anything that is keeping my favorite shows off the air? Glee is gone for baseball, Bones is gone for baseball. My TV schedule has been depleted and I don't like it. So you know what baseball, you know what...you suck. That being said enjoy these custom promotional sweatshirts and:
LET'S GO PHILLIES!
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